Here’s the Beef - Guide Recipe
I’m not afraid of controversy , but I’ll avoid confrontation at all costs. I like to think of myself as a peacemaker , but also a rebellious troublemaker deep inside. It’s within this bundle of contradictions that I was both thrilled and appalled by the announcement of a fully vegan burger going on the permanent menu for McDonald’s Germany. Yes , the very same golden arches that can’t seem to make room for animal-free french fries back home in the US. The Big Vegan TS is another daring response to super meaty patties popularized by Beyond and Impossible , made with soy and wheat , swaddled by a sesame seed bun , lettuce , tomato , pickles and red onion. Not just meatless , not just vegan with modifications , this assembly automatically omits any and all cheese , mayo , or animal-derived additives. It’s even prepared in a dedicated deep-fryer , rather than the standard griddle smeared with beef fat. No matter how you feel about the clown at large , this is big news.
Even crazier than its mere existence was the coincidence that I would be abroad just about one week after the initial launch. I had to get one. I couldn’t possible get one. It went against every shred of nutritional common sense instilled in me , every consideration for supporting small businesses and shunning a conglomerate otherwise responsible for some of the most egregious animal abuse in the world.
Curiously , inevitably , will be my downfall one day. Believe it or not , however , this was not that day.
Arriving at the table at speeds that only a well-oiled fast food operation could hope to achieve , it looked and smelled every bit as meaty as anything as anything else on the menu. Crisp on the outside , charred and smoky on the nose , while the interior remained juicy , hauntingly pink as promised. Sinking my teeth in to the soft , squishy white bread , lightly stained with grease , it struck me that I had never actually eaten a burger at McDonald’s before in my entire life.
I hated it. I loved it. It was everything I wanted it to be and better , but still worse. It would have been easier just to hate it on principle , but no one can deny that carefully engineered combination of fat , sugar , and salt designed to hit all the pleasure centers of the brain. As my omnivorous dining companion pointed out , the original tastes so minimally like a beef in the first place , you could likely swap the two without noticing any difference.
That’s the ultimate point here. The Big Vegan TS is not an entree made with me or the vegan population at large in mind. Forever pandering to millennials and younger generations more concerned about healthy eating , it’s a smarter alternative to red meat for someone who might otherwise indulge without a second thought. Providing a lower cost , mainstream meatless meal in places where accessibility might otherwise be a barrier , it’s a huge step in making real change across an entirely different demographic. Though hardcore vegans may still raise hell about the purveyor , it’s a move that should be celebrated for the overall impact on animal lives.
Hopefully the success of this bold new innovation will encourage McDonald’s worldwide to follow suit in short order. While such decadence would be an admittedly rare indulgence for me , I can’t lie; I’d travel anywhere for those crispy , iconic fries.
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